The Stormin' Mormon


Monday, January 12, 2004

Three Hail Marys and an ink cartridge

Have a paper worth 60% of your grade due this week? No problem. Simply print out your paper with our Holy Ink™, turn it in, and leave the grade in heaven's hands. This Ink has been blessed by our own techno-monks from the Cistercian Abbey of Our Lady of Spring Bank in Idaho. It's gauranteed to be the answer to your prayers.

Editor's note: This is satire. It is not meant to defame or besmirch any religious belief system.
Editor's note part two: The Lazer Monks homepage is down due to being Slashdotted.

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