Monday, October 31, 2005
Secret Mormon Plans!
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am breaking my long silence to bring you some breaking news! Sobek over at Sobekpundit has gotten his hands on our leaders' secret plans for reshaping the world! As you of course are aware, we mormons have long publicly acknowledged our intentions to take over the world in the power vacuum brought on by the imminent collapse of society. But, why, pray tell, would we want such power? Sobek reveals all!
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