The Stormin' Mormon

Monday, October 31, 2005

Secret Mormon Plans!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I am breaking my long silence to bring you some breaking news! Sobek over at Sobekpundit has gotten his hands on our leaders' secret plans for reshaping the world! As you of course are aware, we mormons have long publicly acknowledged our intentions to take over the world in the power vacuum brought on by the imminent collapse of society. But, why, pray tell, would we want such power? Sobek reveals all!

Posted by Anonymous at 10:53 AM :

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Dude's a real schmuk isn't he!?! (Did I spell that right)

# posted by Anonymous : November 24, 2005 9:53 PM

Or is it schlameel, I forget...must be all those good vibes from that tasty looking Jell-O ;-)

# posted by Anonymous : November 24, 2005 9:56 PM

That's pretty good, heeheehee!

# posted by Anonymous : January 09, 2006 11:47 PM

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